After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.
if your parents let you fly to LA and miss school for a thing called ‘derp con’ where is the closest place I can get your parents
what do musicians put on their toast?
Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.
Calum is slaying bitches over this video, but he shouldn’t have to! Seriously, this is such a cruel invasion of privacy I’m crying
"drop down and give me 20!"
THE WIGGLES HAS A GIRL NOW
OKAY SO APPARENTLY THREE OF THE ORIGINAL MEMBERS QUIT SO THEYRE CALLING THESE GUYS “WIGGLES: THE NEW GENERATION” (PLUS ONE GUY FROM THE OLD WIGGLES)
They all look like they’re regretting being in the group.
that’s not the wiggles, that’s the blue guy and three liars.
calum is pretty fucking cool to own up to the fact that its his nudes and should be proud to have a dick like that god bless
MY MUM THINKS THE LYRICS ARE "I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF FEEDING THE GODDAMN POOR?" I’M CRYING
Les mis: pop-punk edition
i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser
i hate it when
there’s like a feeling in your gut that something is very wrong and the feeling is so strong that it makes you feel physically ill but the problem is that there’s actually nothing wrong so you don’t know what to do
and the feeling just doesn’t go away
OH MY GOD OTHER PEOPLE GET THIS
what if you have a soul mate and thats what happens
when theyre in trouble
Ugh then my soul mate is a clumsy motherfucker who needs saving, everyday
Ash looks like some weird midget compared to them